1/18/09

Tyler Cruz - Proven Online Money Making Douche Bag for Sure



Have all of you heard of Tyler Cruz. Or about Tyler Cruz? Well let me tell you who Tyler Cruz is. Tyler Cruz is a number one douche bag in my book. But here is what he has to say about himself in his own words -

My name is Tyler Cruz and I’m a blogger, web entrepreneur, CEO, and all-around nice guy. I make a comfortable living from the Internet through a number of means including running Merendi Networks Inc. (which owns and operates several dozen community-oriented websites), blogging, and occasionally dabbling in other online entrepreneurial areas such as domain and website flipping.

Blah Blah Blah, I'm Tyler Cruz and

Due to the fast changing pace of the Internet and being an entrepreneur, my income is always shifting. However, in 2007, I made over $100,000, which works out to $275 per day, or around $8,250 per month.

On February 13th, 2007, I received a cheque for $23,000 for successfully brokering somebody else’s domain. Shortly thereafter, I purchased a brand new condo.

For the month of July of 2008, my blog brought in $2,746.59.


So thats all freaking great and wonderful right? Wrong! Tyler Cruz proves to the world that he is a money making douche bag with a video he has posted on his money making blog called Tyler Cruz dot com on January 18th 2009.

In this video, Tyler Cruz tells the world how he just went and spent a ton of loot at Best Buy buying flat screen televisions and crap like that. Guess what? I was able to get a copy of this video and I am going to post it right here for you so you can see for yourself that Tyler Cruz is a douche bag.

WARNING - THE FOLLOWING VIDEO OF TYLER CRUZ MAY MAKE YOU VOMIT TREMENDOUSLY ALL OVER YOUR HOUSE AND WIFE AND KIDS




Now does this video of Tyler Cruz make you sick or what? It makes me want to puke!
The reason I posted this video of Tyler Cruz on this website is so I can save you the trouble of having to go to his website, which may make you a hell of a lot sicker than you already are since having watched the video. And I wanted to prove once and for all that Tyler Cruz is a douche bag.

Now that I have proven that Tyler Cruz is a douche bag, I am going to tell you how to make money online for yourself. But you have to promise me you won't take your earnings and make stupid videos of yourself buying dumb shit like Tyler Cruz. Okay?

So here we go, the only secret you need to know about making money online is that you need to join this Free Online Marketing Training and Mentoring program. I have already joined this for free and absolutely love it. And you will too! And I'll tell you another little secret, they wouldn't even dream of letting Tyler Cruz in this program. They would take one look at this video and deny his application forever. Well maybe not, but I can guarantee that Tyler Cruz is not a part of this mentoring program.

So go join this free online marketing training and mentoring program right now. And then come back and thank me over and over for showing you the gateway to your dreams of online wealth. I know Tyler Cruz would. Ha!

Please leave some comments and tell me what you think about Tyler Cruz.






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7 comments:

John Sanders said...

Can anyone say QUEER? Lol, you are going to piss Tyler Cruz right off with this post.

Hindleyite said...

Mr Sanders said it, and I certainly won't be visiting Mr Cruz's site now. I will, however, take a look at the Mentor site. Cheers for the link!

Dugg this post, stumbled the blog. :)

CandyCane said...

Great Post! Ha ha ha! Tyler Cruz is definitely a douche bag.

Anonymous said...

poor Tyler.

Legit Freebies Guy said...

lol, the way you spoke about Tyler was hilarious! :D

Cool Gadgets said...

hey! nice one! Lol'z!

i-trepreneur said...

Thank you for the warning! Got myself a paper bag before watching the video!